We love what we do!
So you like to see behind the scenes stuff, huh? Well, if you must, take a peek over our shoulders at some of the items that go into making the games but are refined before making it into the games. That doesn’t make sense? Who cares, the odds of anyone reading this text still are slim. Most people are already scrolling down the page looking at some tasty concept art and have no idea that there is a rambling paragraph at the top of the page. I could say whatever I wanted here and no one would even know. Google’s bots are probably bypassing this text too. The Al Gore -ithm is probably smart enough to recognize annoying sentences and skip right over them. See what I did there? I put Al Gore in the sentence above instead of algorithm just in case the googlebot is reading this paragraph. Maybe it will help with our search engine optimization. He did have a very popular movie a few years back.
Mooggi Character Concept Art
Mooggi is a lovable monster character created to add some fun to learning math and playing with monotonous flash cards. He’s very pig-like and always is encouraging and happy.
What other color could Mooggi be but orange. Aren’t all mutant monster pigs orange? Well the ones we’ve seen are, I don’t know about you! He must use whitening strips too.
A small shop located nowhere in particular but exists nonetheless. This web site is proof of that. It looks pretty good so someone must have stayed up late working on it: probably in tighty whities. Are you really still reading this? You’re weird.
Mike’s strengths are holding down the couch and lightening the fridge. He’s also very good at getting the middle finger wherever he goes; which is almost nowhere. He has a very dry sense of humor and a slightly drier mouth which is why he is almost always drinking “pop”. He also hates it when people put periods outside of quotes.
Name: Iron Mike
Home: Castle of Louis de Lombard
Obligation: Programming / Design / Writing / Smelling
Most annoying trait: “Most annoying triat”
Facial hair: Partial
Pet Peave: “I hate it when people have pet peaves. They never clean up after them!”
Possible Job Titles: Chief Body Odor Transmitter, Professional Room Clearing Person, Bystander Taunterer, Electric Socket Tongue Tester, and Silk Helmet Maker.
Actual Job Title: Chief Job Title Inventor
Contact Number: 2-4-niner, 5-6-7-8-9-10
Greatest Accomplishment: Accomplishing Greatness
Most Embarrassing Moment: “I don’t have one. But I have a friend that held his pee so long at a business meeting that when he finally got to go, he fainted in front of the urinal while going. They found him on the other side of the bathroom leaning against the wall with his suit pants & underwear around his ankles. To this day, I laugh myself to tears when I picture it. How embarrassing!”
Dream Car: ’69 Pontiac GTO
Dream Girl: “My wife of 22 years, of course. She looks a lot like my girlfriend of 26 years!”
Who would play you in a movie? “The projectionist”
Let’s face it, we have no culture. We can barely spell it. Okay, maybe that is over simplifying things.
We believe that :
- You are what you code
- Software is only as good as the monkey that writes it
- Cheese makes everything taste better
- Bacon is the perfect vegetable
We do everything we can to enjoy what we do and avoid the corporate climate. Dress-down Fridays? Seriously?